• God: *creates the human butt*
  • God: Oh they are gonna love this

I had a date.: sillyunicorntime: you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no...

sillyunicorntime:

you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at

literary nuts can read trashy romance novels

adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books

christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books about…